Will Democrats Win the Dead Vote?

One of my dad’s favorite sayings was, “Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse.”

How about a corpse that can vote?

An outfit called Project Veritas – run by James O’Keefe, who made the videos that brought down ACORN – ran a little experiment in New Hampshire Tuesday and found that without voter ID requirements, dead people were offered a rare opportunity to participate in the political process.

Because you see, Mssrs. Obama and Holder, states want voter ID laws not to prevent minorities from voting, but to PREVENT THE DECEASED FROM VOTING.

Attorney General Eric Holder has been waging an increasingly aggressive campaign of late against state mandatory voter ID laws.

Because he’s concerned about discrimination. Against zombies.

Dead people have long been a major Democratic constituency, given that Democrats mostly control the big cities where such voter fraud – and other types – tends to occur.

Now, if Republicans could somehow swing some of the dead people vote their way, everything might equal out in the end. But it’s just statistically inescapable that since the population tends to be more concentrated in Democratic urban strongholds, the cemeteries have a greater population of fresh corpses as well.

Check out this revealing video:

Keith Koffler


Award winning journalist Keith Koffler has 16 years of experience covering Washington. As a reporter for CongressDaily, National Journal magazine, and Roll Call, Keith wrote primarily from the White House, covering three presidents and learning as few have the intricacies of the West Wing and the behavior and motivations of its occupants. While mainly stationed at the White House, he also extensively covered Congress and Washington’s lobbyists. Keith has also written for a variety of other publications, including Politico, The Daily Caller, and The London Observer. He currently writes regular opinion columns for Politico. He blogs at whitehousedossier.com.

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  • catholicexchange

    Now it’s up!  Had some problems earlier in the day. 

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  • Franklindavidson64

    I’m politically moderate, but I’m always frustrated by Democrats’ resistance to any new law that would clean up the voting rolls.  What is wrong with needing an ID to vote?  And why is it that Republicans are always in favor of these kinds of laws?  It seems like everyone is in tacit agreement that some voting fraud (i) occurs (though we can argue about how much and whether it is significant), and (ii) benefits Democrats.  

  • Wm M

    I don’t know how to do it  —  would some kind soul please copy this, including the video, to Wisconsin Public Radio.  listener@WPR.org       The voter “photo ID” debate is now raging here in Wisconsin, and, of course, you can well surmise that our uber-liberal Public Radio station is dead set against photo IDs for voters.

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