Ahh, the “Holiday” season: a time of charity, goodwill towards men, ad-stuffed newspapers, and jingled commercials. The Bus Stop Mommies don’t want to be left out of the frenzy; so, for a very limited time, you can purchase Invisible Underwear, Bus Stop Mommies and Other Things True To Life at cost. Take advantage of this special offer sure to please all those hard to shop for folks on your list and do it for only $15!
But Wait! That's Not All!
The first 5,327 customers win the special privilege of Karen signing and mailing her book to the lucky recipients(s) of your choice. That's right, signed and shipped directly to your verrrrry lucky gift recipient!
BUT HOLD ON! As if that's not enough, if you order at least one book, but not more than 52 at a time, she will also GIFT WRAP the book(s) before mailing them! Try to beat this kind of offer at one of those crowded mall stores!
By now you might be thinking, “Holy candy canes, has Karen hit the Chardonnay earlier than usual today? Is she playing with Super Glue again? Has Scott been out of town a little too long this time? Can she even get any nuttier than she already is?”
You bet! And here's how, my good friend. Also available to you via this exclusive email offer, is official, trademarked, licensed Bus Stop Mommies Gear! Make that special someone’s life complete with a charm bracelet, note cards, tote bag, and apron. Bracelets come in assorted bead colors, with your choice of the traditional, genuine, sterling silver 3D school bus charm or the sterling silver minivan-with-kids-and-dog-hanging-out-the-window charm.
Through this special email offer, bracelets sell for the low, low, introductory price of $7. After Christmas, they’ll return to their regular price of $9,274.99. The bonus complimentary gift wrap and shipping also applies to all Bus Stop Mommies merchandise orders. But hurry, stock is low and this special offer won't last forever!
Think this offer’s too good to be true? Don’t believe Karen can make it to the post office in a timely manner if her coffee budget depended on it? Then listen to just one of thousands of satisfied customers:
“I got me this here Bus Stop book cuz I have that exact same green bath robe that lady there on the book cover is wearing. I figured it done be some kind of sign. 'Specially since my horoscope said, 'Today the stars are aligned for you to buy books off email.' It arrived right fast. I ain't stop laughing yet and the ladies at the Piggly Wiggly love my little bauble of a bracelet.”
— Thelma Snookers, Tennessee
Don't delay; order today! Get your holiday shopping done early so you can enjoy the obligatory office parties and 2 AM Toy Assembly Sessions. Have your cash or check ready and contact the friendly fulfillment staff at, karen@karenrinehart.net.
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Karen Rinehart is a newspaper humor columnist, public speaker, and the creator of The Bus Stop Mommies™. She is also author of Invisible Underwear, Bus Stop Mommies and Other Things True To Life. You can read more of her work at karenrinehart.net. Karen lives in Concord, North Carolina with her two kids, one husband and goofball dog, where they attend St. James Catholic Church. (Well, they leave the dog at home.) She enjoys hearing from readers across the States and as far away as Australia, Japan and England.
