10. Why does a pizza get to your house faster than the ambulance?
9. Why don't we ever see the headline, “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
8. When will they learn to make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
7. Who named the third hand on the watch the “second hand”?
6. Wherever we're going, why are we going in a hand-basket?
5. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called “rush” hour?
4. Why are expensive cars kept in the drive way and useless junk kept inside the garage?
3. Since hot dogs come in packages of ten why do buns come in packages of eight?
2. What's a short word for “abbreviation”?
1. Why do doctors call what they do “practice”?
(This list courtesy of Gilbert!, the Magazine of G.K. Chesterton.)
