10. Shh! Harsh censorship!
9. Listen to the local yokel yodel.
8. Six thick thistle sticks; six thick thistles stick.
7. Tim, the thin twin tinsmith.
6. Free flea spray. Free flea spray.
5. She sits in her slip and sips Schlitz.
4. Black background, brown background.
3. Irish wristwatch.
2. Brush each pretzel.
1. Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.
(This list courtesy of Gilbert!, the Magazine of G.K. Chesterton.)
