If lawyers are disbarred
and clergymen defrocked
Then electricians should be delighted
Musicians denoted
Cowboys deranged
Pest controllers debugged
and models deposed
Then expect laundry workers to decrease
(eventually becoming depressed and depleted)
Bedmakers to be debunked
Baseball players debased
Bulldozer operators degraded
Organ donors delivered
Software engineers detested
Underwear manufacturers debriefed
Orientals disoriented
Composers decomposed
and (mirabile dictu)
Politicians devoted
(This list courtesy of Gilbert!, the Magazine of G.K. Chesterton.)
