The Six Strangest New Testament Verses

When we think of strange verses in the New Testament, the fantastic visions of Revelation immediately leap to mind. But Revelation isn’t the only place. From weird words used by St. Paul to the trance of St. Peter, here are six of the strangest verses in the New Testament.

Acts 10:11-12 – The Ecstasy of St. Peter

And he saw the heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending, as it were a great linen sheet let down by the four corners from heaven to the earth: Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts, and creeping things of the earth, and fowls of the air.’— Douay-Rheims translation (Unless otherwise noted, as here, Scripture quotations will be taken from The New American Bible, Revised Edition)

This reads like something lifted right out of Revelation, but there it is in Acts. In this trance, which Peter experiences, a voice tells him to kill and eat the beasts. Peter refuses because they are unclean—but he is urged to do so three more times, then the mysterious vessel vanishes. This vision has traditionally been understood to be a turning point in the history of the early Church—when St. Peter understood that the temporal laws of the Old Testament, like the ones on circumcision or unclean animals, were no longer binding. In other words, the gospel was for the Gentiles as well as the Jews. (This interpretation is certainly supported by the next chapter, where St. Peter defends himself against charges of having a meal with uncircumcised men.)

Acts 26:14 – ‘It is hard for you to kick against the goad’

Put simply, this verse doesn’t make much sense and the context only makes it stranger. St. Paul is recalling what Christ said to him on the road to Damascus. Immediately before the above sentence is the famous chastisement we all know: Saul, Saul, why are you persecuting me? The mystery deepens further when we learn that the kicking the goad phrase comes from a secular Greek poet named Pindar. (Click here to read it.) It is in the context of the original poem that the phrase starts to make sense—Pindar writes that it is futile to resist a god. Kicking the goad is an apt metaphor for this, as a goad is a rod used by a herder to guide cattle. (In fact, the Greek word for goad, kentron, has another meaning—the sting of a bee, or other creature, which certainly is another richly provocative metaphor for how Christ wounds our souls with heavenly love!) Now, it may seem scandalous that Paul quotes Christ as using a phrase from a secular poet—one that, moreover, is in the context of ancient Greek pantheism—but this comes hand in hand with the fact that the entire New Testament was originally written in Greek. It should come as no surprise that phrase and sayings from the ancient tongue would make it into the text as well.

Galatians 5:12 – ‘Would that those who are upsetting you might also castrate themselves!’

Well, this is a bit disturbing. Some translations put it more politely as mutilate. Others speak of a wish that the ones who persecute the faithful readers of this letter would simply cut themselves off. Either way, this verse poses an interpretative dilemma for us: aren’t we supposed to love our enemies, not wish self-harm on them? The Haydock Bible Commentary sees this as figurative language for excommunicating persecutors from the Church. But there’s a deeper meaning here, which St. John Chrysostom peels away for us in his commentary on the epistle. He notes that the chapter begins with a discussion about why circumcision—a requirement of the old law—is no longer necessary because of the Cross. (This makes sense after reading Acts above.) He suggests that there are some Galatians who believe circumcision still necessary, having fallen under the influence of the Manichean heresy, which held the body to be evil. So, according to Chrysostom, Paul is speaking in sarcasm, urging them to not stop at circumcision, but mutilate themselves completely.

Ephesians 6:14 – ‘So stand fast with your loins girded in truth’

This is the famous chapter which describes all the spiritual armor we need in our battle with Satan and sin. We are told righteousness is our breastplate, which seems fitting since that covers our hearts. Faith is our shield, salvation our helmet, and the Spirit our sword—again these all make sense. But why are our ‘loins girded with truth.’ This is not an area of the body we normally associate with truth—perhaps the head, heart, or even the eyes, but not the loins. The first clue, according to Chrysostom, is the verb ‘gird.’ This tells us, he says in a homily, that we sinners have been loose in life and ‘dissolved in … lusts.’ Girding our loins ensures we aren’t tripped up by the ‘garments entangling our legs’ but can move freely in Christ. As for the loins, perhaps we don’t give them as much credit as they are due. Chrysostom explains: “They are, as it were, a foundation, and upon them as the schools of the physicians tell you, the whole frame is built. … the foundation alike of the parts both above and below.” If we are founded in the truth, Chrysostom concludes, we cannot fall spiritually, because truth comes from above, not the earth.

Philippians 3:2 – ‘Beware of the dogs!’

No, St. Paul did not have a traumatic childhood experience with a dog. So what is he talking about here? We can surmise there must be a spiritual meaning to this, since the next phrase in the verse warns against evildoers. So, who are the ‘dogs’? This, according to commentators, is a colloquialism for the Gentiles. The Haydock Bible Commentary explains further: “The Jews called so the Gentiles; and St. Paul now applies it to those among the Jews who spread false doctrine, who privately snarled and publicly barked against the true apostles.”

Philemon 1:7 – ‘The bowels of the saints have been refreshed by thee, brother’ (Douay-Rheims)

Some translations render bowels as hearts, so where did the other translators get ‘bowels’?—a word repeated two other times in this one-chapter epistle. Well, for one thing, it’s a faithful translation of the original Greek word, splangkhnon, which does have the primary meaning of ‘bowels’ or ‘intestines.’ This can include the heart but it just as easily refers to other internal organs, like the kidneys. Here a dictionary helps us sort things out (this is from the lexical resources on “[T]he bowels were regarded as the seat of the more violent  passions, such as anger and love; but by the Hebrews as the  seat of the tenderer affections, esp. kindness, benevolence,  compassion.”


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Stephen Beale is a freelance writer based in Providence, Rhode Island. Raised as an evangelical Protestant, he is a convert to Catholicism. He is a former news editor at and was a correspondent for the New Hampshire Union Leader, where he covered the 2008 presidential primary. He has appeared on Fox News, C-SPAN and the Today Show and his writing has been published in the Washington Times, Providence Journal, the National Catholic Register and on and A native of Topsfield, Massachusetts, he graduated from Brown University in 2004 with a degree in classics and history. His areas of interest include Eastern Christianity, Marian and Eucharistic theology, medieval history, and the saints. He welcomes tips, suggestions, and any other feedback at bealenews at gmail dot com. Follow him on Twitter at

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  • I always figured “bowels” referred simply to “deepest” or “depths,” as in the phrase, “the bowels of Thy mercy,” which I always understood as sort of like “the infinite depths of Thy mercy.” Sounds like I was at least on the right track. ;D

  • In my opinion, the strangest verse(s) in the New Testament are Mark 14:52-3

    “One young man following behind was clothed only in a long linen shirt. When the mob tried to grab him, he slipped out of his shirt and ran away naked.”

  • Michael

    Loins being the foundation … seems very appropriate today given the degree to which lust and a selfish understanding of human sexuality and family has covered our societies. The truth of human sexuality should, indeed, gird our loins as the physical framework for our marriages, families, and, ultimately, world.

  • opinionated1945

    I’ve heard it said that this could be Mark, author of the eponymously named gospel.

  • Mari

    You want a strange verse? Then try Eccl.10:19. The KJV has the best translation.

  • Brad

    Read about it in St. Aquinas’s Catena Aurea Mark, google-able. Or the verse on, bearing in mind the commentaries are Prot.

  • Brad

    Galatians: a castrato loses his fiery testosterone, making him not only more docile to hear what others have to say, to his own improvement, but less apt to persecute others, to their great relief.

  • Dex

    I totally agree. Sins of the Flesh is where I am weakest. Now Ephesians 6:14 – ‘So stand fast with your loins girded in truth’ makes perfect sense. It was funny though at first glance. What a great post this one.

  • James

    The Beginning of Acts 5 is problematic for me. It seems a little harsh that the couple dies for failing to their possessions to the Apostles

  • Brad


    Replace “to the apostles” with “to God” and “possessions” with “the truth” and you will find it less problematic. But then one has to immediately process God’s “harsh” reaction, which we judge (we judge God…) to be, frankly, a quasi-justified, at best, over-reaction. We focus on God and are so busy judging Him we don’t look at the outrageousness His two creatures had just presented Him with: themselves: their lies and reneged promises to God through His apostles on Earth. We come to the verdict that God is just as two gospels’ parable of the talents portray Him to be (from the errant point of view of the wicked servant): “a hard man”. There is only woe in judging God. Turn the judgment upon ourselves, o creatures! Or, better, as St. Paul arrived at, even do not judge ourselves, but leave that entirely up to the prerogative of God. Thus we will stop our constant usurpation of His prerogative. A created being usurps the Divinity: pride. The alternative is described in today’s gospel reading: the disciples who find God in Christ a scandal, a stumbling block, and murmur against Him. Murmur against Him.

  • Ronk

    They didn’t die for failing to give all their possessions to the Apostles. Not even for failing to give all their possessions to the Church as a religious community. They died for lying about it. If they had been honest and said, “look we want to join the Church but we want to keep some of our private property” God would not have struck them down. But just as our Lord used the miraculous physical heaing of the lame and the blind to show people that He effects spiritual healing, in this case God used the miraculous premature deaths of Ananias and Sappira to show that they had “died” sprituallyand warn others of the danger.

    We are all going to die at the time God has appointed for each of us. God is not “harsh” because some die very young, some in old age and some like this couple in middle age. They were probably well into midgle age as they had amassed a considerable fortune and had time to become overly attached to it.