12. LOG ON: Making the wood stove hot.
11. LOG OFF: Over-did the log on.
10. CHIP: Munchies for the TV.
9. MICRO CHIP: What's in the bottom of the munchy bag.
8. KEYBOARD: Where I hang my dang truck keys.
7. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knives.
6. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
5. PORT: Fancy flatlander wine.
4. ENTER: City talk fer, “C'Mon in y'all.”
3. CLICK: What you hear when you cock yer gun.
2. DOUBLE CLICK: When you cock the double barrel.
1. REBOOT: Do right before bedtime and last trip to the outhouse.
(This list courtesy of Gilbert!, the Magazine of G.K. Chesterton.)
