10. It's not that he's old, it's just that he's been around so long. –Doug Buffone
9. Don't be so quick to sell him down the drain. –Ed Obradovitch
8. Injury prone? If he was a horse, they'd already have taken him behind the barn and shot him. –Mike North
7. All that money out there, but you can't buy fun. –Harry Caray
6. I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. –Terry Bradshaw
5. Nobody in football is a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. –Joe Theismann
4. If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? –Bob Uecker
3. That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres–two doubles and a triple. –Jerry Coleman
2. This racecourse is as level as a billiard ball. –John Francombe
1. After all, they're not debating the existence of the Trilogy! –Dennis Miller
(This list courtesy of Gilbert!, The Magazine of G.K. Chesterton.)