Proverbs for Web Surfers


10. Pentium wise, pen and paper foolish.

9. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

8. Modulation in all things.

7. What boots up must crash down.

6. Fax is stranger than fiction.

5. You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.

4. C:\ is the root of all directories.

3. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

2. Too many clicks spoil the browse.

1. Home is where you hang your @.

(This list courtesy of Gilbert!, the Magazine of G.K. Chesterton.)

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