10. Pentium wise, pen and paper foolish.
9. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
8. Modulation in all things.
7. What boots up must crash down.
6. Fax is stranger than fiction.
5. You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.
4. C:\ is the root of all directories.
3. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
2. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
1. Home is where you hang your @.
(This list courtesy of Gilbert!, the Magazine of G.K. Chesterton.)