Compiled by Geir Hasnes
10. On a bag of Fritos: “You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.”
9. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.”
8. On a Sears hairdryer: “Do not use while sleeping.”
7. On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.”
6. On a Swann frozen dinner: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
5. On a bottle of Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: “Do not drive car or operate machinery.”
4. On the bottom of a box of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: “Do not turn upside down.”
3. On a package of Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.”
2. On a bottle of prescription sleeping pills: “Warning: may cause drowsiness.”
1. On a bag of Sainsbury's Peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.”
(This list courtesy of Gilbert!, the Magazine of G.K. Chesterton.)
