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10. A cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: do not drive with sun shield in place.”
9. A string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.”
8. An American insect spray: “Warning: may be harmful to bees.”
7. An Italian cigarette lighter: “Do not light flame near the face.”
6. A kid's Superman costume: “Use of this costume does not enable wearer to fly.”
5. Cleaner designed to remove mold: “Use only in well-ventilated areas.”
4. A container of lighter fluid: “Warning: contents flammable!”
3. An orange juice container: “100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.”
2. A container of salt: “Warning: high in sodium.”
1. A can of spray cheese: “For best results, remove lid.”
(This list courtesy of Gilbert!, the Magazine of G.K. Chesterton.)
