Is there a national Wear an Apron Day? If not then why not? Let's start a movement! I'm sure the Roman Catholic Church will one day canonize a housewife. I hope she has on a nice apron and not one of those uni-sex jobs which would just defeat the whole purpose. I mean saints have accessories – in art history they are called attributes such as St. Lucy with her eyes in a a dish or St. Catherine with her wheel- and why not have a nice tie around the neck, full-length apron with a few ruffles in a cheerful pattern? Our housewife saint doesn't need to be grim, she needs to be happy. I hope she is making a nice one right now where ever she is in this world. Can't you just see the holy card?
Any ideas?