20. Heisenberg slept here, maybe.
19. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
18. Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
17. When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws.
16. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
15. I am at one with my duality.
14. I had amnesia once or twice.
13. Einstein showed up, but he was three miles late.
12. It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
11. Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I
10. Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came, I saw, I shopped.
9. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
8. Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
7. She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
6. When I tried to prove Murphy's Law, something always went wrong.
5. Quantum Mechanics: the dreams stuff is made of.
4. Corduroy pillows make headlines!
3. They took the word gullible out of the dictionary. Honestly, they did!
2. The only man who got his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
1. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
(This list courtesy of Gilbert!, The Magazine of G.K. Chesterton.)
