(This list courtesy of Gilbert!, The Magazine of G.K. Chesterton.)
10. “Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.” –G. Gordon Liddy
9. “I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde.” –Patricia Neill
8. “If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?” –Lily Tomlin
7. “To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up.” –Oscar Wilde
6. “If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.” –Anatole France
5. “As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.” –Robert Benchley
4. “It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.” –Alfred Adler
3. “Can one desire too much of a good thing?” –William Shakespeare
2. “In the factory we make cosmetics. In the store we sell hope.” –Charles Revson
1. “No good deed ever goes unpunished.” –Claire Booth Luce