Hey, Protesters — Occupy Reality!

Call it an occupational hazard, but I can’t look at the Occupy Wall Street protesters without thinking, “Who parented these people?”

As a culture columnist, I’ve commented on the social and political ramifications of the “movement” — now known as “OWS” — whose fairyland agenda can be summarized by one of their placards: “Everything for everybody.”

Thanks to their pipe-dream platform, it’s clear there are people with serious designs on “transformational” change in America who are using the protesters like bedsprings in a brothel.

Yet it’s not my role as a commentator that prompts my parenting question, but rather the fact that I’m the mother of four teens and young adults. There are some crucial life lessons that the protesters’ moms clearly have not passed along.

Here, then, are five things the OWS protesters’ mothers should have taught their children but obviously didn’t, so I will:

• Life isn’t fair. The concept of justice — that everyone should be treated fairly — is a worthy and worthwhile moral imperative on which our nation was founded. But justice and economic equality are not the same. Or, as Mick Jagger said, “You can’t always get what you want.”

No matter how you try to “level the playing field,” some people have better luck, skills, talents or connections that land them in better places. Some seem to have all the advantages in life but squander them, others play the modest hand they’re dealt and make up the difference in hard work and perseverance, and some find jobs on Wall Street and eventually buy houses in the Hamptons. Is it fair? Stupid question.

• Nothing is “free.” Protesting with signs that seek “free” college degrees and “free” health care make you look like idiots, because colleges and hospitals don’t operate on rainbows and sunshine. There is no magic money machine to tap for your meandering educational careers and “slow paths” to adulthood, and the 53 percent of taxpaying Americans owe you neither a degree nor an annual physical.

While I’m pointing out this obvious fact, here are a few other things that are not free: overtime for police officers and municipal workers, trash hauling, repairs to fixtures and property, condoms, Band-Aids and the food that inexplicably appears on the tables in your makeshift protest kitchens. Real people with real dollars are underwriting your civic temper tantrum.

• Your word is your bond. When you demonstrate to eliminate student loan debt, you are advocating precisely the lack of integrity you decry in others. Loans are made based on solemn promises to repay them. No one forces you to borrow money; you are free to choose educational pursuits that don’t require loans, or to seek technical or vocational training that allows you to support yourself and your ongoing educational goals. Also, for the record, being a college student is not a state of victimization. It’s a privilege that billions of young people around the globe would die for — literally.

• A protest is not a party. On Saturday in New York, while making a mad dash from my cab to the door of my hotel to avoid you, I saw what isn’t evident in the newsreel footage of your demonstrations: Most of you are doing this only for attention and fun. Serious people in a sober pursuit of social and political change don’t dance jigs down Sixth Avenue like attendees of a Renaissance festival. You look foolish, you smell gross, you are clearly high, and you don’t seem to realize that all around you are people who deem you irrelevant.

• There are reasons you haven’t found jobs. The truth? Your tattooed necks, gauged ears, facial piercings and dirty dreadlocks are off-putting. Nonconformity for the sake of nonconformity isn’t a virtue. Occupy reality: Only 4 percent of college graduates are out of work. If you are among that 4 percent, find a mirror and face the problem. It’s not them. It’s you.

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  • Michael

    Excellent article and right to the point. The last paragraph sums it all up. I tell people who bring it up, these people are protesting themselves: they’re protesting their laziness; unwillingness to sacrifice; spending most of their growing up playing video games, partying, buying the most expensive gadgets and clothing(not saving) etc. The young generation today has become like the mainstream movies they worship(like the ridiculous American Pie movies); over-partied, over-pampered, over-sexed and lazy.

  • waynergf

    “Occupy reality!” – I *love* it! 🙂

    Excellent article…great learning points…but can they read? And if they read, do they reflect? And if they reflect, do they learn?


  • terrygeorge

    question: what is the point of demonstrating for a free college education? to get a good productive job and make money? if so then demanding other people pay your way is hypocritical. if not then why is it so necessary?

  • colevish

    I appreciate some points here, but this is a very one-sided generalization of the “movement” and the many college students who participate in it. The people I’v met arnt “idiots.” Granted that the rallies/protests look different in different cities, my experience of them has been more positive than negative. What most of these people are after isn’t for other people to pay off their debts. They want corporate accountability and a political and economic market system that is actually open to competition. While there is certainly a difference between fairness and literal equality, there is also a difference between being good at what you do and just being good at keeping anyone else from being able to do what you do. The lack of fairness these people are upset about is the monopolization of media and advertising that keeps 5 corporations on a continuous monopolizing and consolidating rampage that has made them so powerful they can literally control what is or is not allowed to be broadcast as news, and who can or cannot run for political office.

    I am glad for this movement because these young people, however superficially unpleasant, are generally kind and intelligent and will listen and agree with a well reasoned opinion. They are passionate about their country and their freedom to affect its future. Instead of scoffing at this attempt of theirs, I think we should support it and guide it, and try to take advantage of this common ground we have with them right now as Christians. The reform of the media is the major common ground we need to grasp on to, because the media is the primary educator of our populace right now, and 90% of it is owned by 5 people. All of us want and need the media to become public property again, as the constitution says, if we are going to save this country from drowning in corporate propaganda.

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