Get On the Chia Seed Bandwagon…

(yes, these are the kinds of detailed emails I find it necessary to inflict on very nice people I meet via blogging)

Anyway, this post does have a point, and it is this:  these chia seeds work.  They deliver long lasting, sustained energy without jitters or an energy crash.  I don’t care how much like poorly written ad copy I sound like right now- any legal, non-habit forming help that I can get in these last weeks of pregnancy is help I’ll take. So run, don’t walk to your nearest health food store and get you some of these before the FDA gets hip to the whole thing and requires us to get a prescription for them or something.*

But if you live in the greater Hartford area, make sure you’re not taking the last bag, or I will find you- unless I’ve run out of chia-fueled energy.  Then I’ll send one of the minions after you.

 

(*unless you end up being allergic to chia seeds or health food stores or something, or end up getting injured as a result of following this advice.  Then, to cover myself legally, I feel like I should, I don’t know, urge you to consult your doctor or your chiropractor or your shaman or something first.)

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Cari Donaldson lives on a New England farm with her high school sweetheart, their six kids, and a menagerie of animals of varying usefulness. She is the author of Pope Awesome and Other Stories, and has a website for her farm, Ghost Fawn Homestead.

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