by Andrew Tardiff
The good Lord called his people sheep,
But fish are just as hard to keep.
Fish! fish!
Beware, beware,
The room is dry
And full of air.
A sheep with legs could follow him,
But fish with fins can only swim.
The tank! the tank!
Beware, beware,
It sits amidst
A sea of air.
But Darwin had it right they say;
the good Lord's fish evolved that way.
Evolve! Evolve!
Beware, beware,
The Earth is floating
In the air.
