10. All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand.
9. Shin. A device for finding furniture in the dark.
8. Twenty-four hours in a day. Twenty-four beers in a case. Coincidence?
7. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
6. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
5. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
4. It has been recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
3. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
2. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
1. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
(This list courtesy of Gilbert!, The Magazine of G.K. Chesterton.)
