11. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul.
10. Nero tortured his poor subjects by playing the fiddle.
9. The inhabitants of Egypt lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot.
8. Egyptian rulers were Faros, like King Toot.
7. Zorro started Zorroastrologism, the duelist religion of the Manatees.
6. Julius Caesar was assassinated on the Yikes of March.
5. Socrates went around giving people advice. They killed him.
4. The Ramons conquered the Geeks.
3. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.
2. In the Olympic Games, Greeks hurled the biscuits and threw the java.
1. History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place very long.
(This list courtesy of Gilbert!, The Magazine of G.K. Chesterton.)