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10. A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

9. A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.

8. A metaphor is like a simile.

7. An unemployed court jester is nobody's fool.

6. A morning without coffee is like something without something else.

5. A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.

4. Anything can be fixed, if you have a big enough hammer.

3. Are you going to come quietly or do I have to use earplugs?

2. Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people.

1. Circular Definition: See Definition, Circular.

(This list courtesy of Gilbert!, The Magazine of G.K. Chesterton.)

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