Larry Doyle’s “Jesus-Eating Cult”

by Harold Fickett on March 2, 2012 · 64 comments

Larry Doyle

Larry Doyle

The reaction of Catholic leaders to Larry Doyle’s satiric piece at HuffPo this week, “The Jesus-Eating Cult of Rick Santorum,” has been exactly the wrong reaction.  We have taken offense, demanded apologies of Arianna Huffington, and asked that we please not be exposed through satire to the virulently-anti Catholic opinions of the Church’s opponents.  Doyle’s piece, like the shows for which he has written, “Beavis and Butthead,” and “The Simpsons,” was crude. There’s no doubt about that.

He led off

“It’s time to take a good hard look at Rick Santorum’s faith.

“Many of you will be shocked to learn what our possible future president believes, who he answers to, the bloody jihads his so-called church has carried on for centuries, and its current role as the tactical arm of the North American Man-Boy Love Association.”

So, the Crusades are chalked up as “bloody jihads” and the current hierarchy as promoters of pedophilia.

He goes on to say

“Unlike Christians, Santorum and his fellow Roman Catholics participate in a barbaric ritual dating back two millennia, a “mass” in which a black-robed cleric casts a spell over some bread and wine, transfiguring it into the actual living flesh and blood of their Christ. Followers then line up to eat the Jesus meat and drink his holy blood in a cannibalistic reverie not often seen outside Cinemax.”

Larry Doyle is a bright guy, and part of the satire here alludes to historical slurs against Roman Catholicism (and in fact, all Christians, when all Christians belonged to one Church prior to the schism with Orthodoxy.)   The magical spell of common parlance, “hocus pocus,” derives from the words of consecration in the Latin Mass, “hoc est enim corpus”–this is my very body.  During the age of persecution under the ancient Romans, Christians were accused of being “cannibals” for believing they were partaking of the real body and blood of their Lord in the Eucharist.  Larry Doyle, an Irish Catholic by heritage and a former altar boy, knows where he comes from and therefore how to strike at the  heart of the tradition. His piece puts a new spin on accusations that have been around since the time of Nero.

Should we be shocked and appalled by this?  Hardly, it only means that today’s Catholics are getting back to being authentic Christians in an increasingly pagan society. “Blessed are you when people insult you and persecute you, and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of Me. Rejoice and be glad,” says the Lord (Matt 5:11-12a).  Jesus does not say, Kindly ask them to mind their manners and treat the faith as too precious for open discussion.

In a subsequent posting Doyle mocked the pro forma apology being required of him, and frankly, I don’t blame him.  He said what he said because he hates Catholicism for standing in the way of a secular agenda.  I’d much rather have frank and honest hatred exposed for what is it than Orwellian expressions of “respect” for religion that are really just a smoke screen for the tyrannical imposition of secular values.

When we ask for apologies from such people, we are asking that faith enjoy a privileged status where it’s largely treated as out-of-bounds for frank criticism, and therefore, in fact, irrelevant to public issues.

If we want to reintroduce the Christian vocabulary into the conversation, then we are going to have to let criticisms, even vicious attacks, flow freely.  Do I really need to point out that Doyle’s commentary–and anything else like it–does more to expose the vile nature of anti-Catholic prejudice and its prevalence in our society than anything Bill Donohue and The Catholic League could possible do?  (For the record, I admire Donohue and The Catholic League’s work tremendously.)

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  • http://twitter.com/Pmccrsp Fr. Peter Calabrese

    Dear Mr. Fickett,
    I disagree a bit.  Yes, we may be being asked to move toward that authenticity of being hated and if so we will be blessed.  But since we live in a society that still pretends, at least, to be based on dialogue we are not asking that Faith be given a privileged position but that the persons who have offended be given a chance to tone it down and reenter dialogue.  When they have not fine shake the dust from our feet.

    Of course if you are suggesting that we grow up and that satire is is a correct Christian response, I have been waiting  for someone (perhaps Catholic Exchange ) to employ a cartoonist or essayist for a daily or weekly entry totally skewering the secularist Know-Nothings (19th Century reference ironically appropriate).  Perhaps one lampooning Doyle and Huffington would be a good start.  Their worship of the Pill and dead babies as the key to happiness under their high priest Obama should provide someone with the right kind of artistic talent ample material with which to work. 

    As for Mr. Doyle’s response:  Perhaps you know him personally and feel confident about his quaifications as a satirist.  He asks to be given every benefit of the doubt, while taking Santorum to task giving him none.  We are to trust that he is not a bigot while he assumes that Santorum’s statements are bigotry.  You ask me to trust that he is the gentleman satirist who merely
    criticizes one Catholic whom he finds extreme but he did not lampoon
    Santorum he lampooned the whole Faith!  When one ridicules the Eucharist I pause to wonder if he aims merely to light rhetorical fires in hearts or to actually burn the churches down.  The former does not always lead to the latter but the latter often begins as or masquerades as the former.

  • Alecto

    I agree.  But I also wonder what would have happened had this been a rant against homosexuals, gay marriage or some other sacred cow on the Left and the author a dedicated conservative or Christian?  Why are we supposed to be polite while they disembowel us?  I do not do victim and I’m not about to be eaten by a lion or nailed to a cross – if I’m going down, I’m going down swinging.  I’m part-Irish like Doyle, but a practicing Catholic, I know what it means to be scrappy.  Bring it on Doyle, I’ve got a knuckle sandwich with your name on it.

  • Harold Fickett

     Thank you for your comment Father Calabrese.  I take your point.  It would bear more weight, at least with me, if the conservative religious response weren’t so predictably censorious.  I think by presuming that folks would like to be civil–and understanding that satire as a form depends on posing as a neutral observer (even a fool) while attacking ferociously–we are more likely to draw them into a dialogue than by using pressure tactics to silence them.  That only increases our opponents’ outrage.

    Specifically, Larry went on these pages to comment, running the risk of incurring further attacks, as a means of reaching out to the Catholic community.  That was pretty cool of him, don’t you think?  If he wanted just to trade insults he could have done that in a lot of other places–ones much more congenial to his point-of-view.  I’ve tried to honor his gesture in my responses, as have others.  You have, too, of course.  If we could JUST ask people to tone it down instead of rising up in righteous indignation and demanding apologies, I think we would be more effective.

    I also think, as you suggest, that it would be TERRIFICALLY effective to employ a cartoonist at Catholic Exchange along the lines you mention.  I stand ready to accept any appropriately talented volunteer that comes along, and also officially stand here with my tin cup for alms toward that end.  Few things could delight me more.  God bless, Harold

  • http://twitter.com/Pmccrsp Fr. Peter Calabrese

    Thanks so much for the reply.
    I do agree with you; I found his additional responses encouraging.  Your responses, were respectful, factual and firm.  I thought the tone of the exchanges, some of which I found after I commented, improved as the “chat” went along.  HopefulIy all will be better off for the exchange and some of his HuffPo readers will also recognize you as an honest partner in exchanging ideas.  I waited before commenting only because I wanted to reflect on the points you were trying to get across before just firing away. 
    My experience in the Internet world has been mixed.  Some have accepted me as a dialogue partner but when called on their rhetoric or given a mirror of it they get angry.  Others stay the course of dialogue through the good and the slightly ugly.  God bless,
    Fr Peter

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Gury/526644665 John Gury

    Why should you put up with something written by a guy would not have the guts to say it out loud in a bar.  This having a conversation with Larry to see why he is so hateful, why we don’t understand  the brilliant satire of what he wrote, ad nauseum is like telling your kid to be reasonable and show kindness to a bully. Plus, this business of atheists and whoever else pointing out to you what your religion teaches so they can feel superior to you while they are insulting you is total bullshit. The person attacking you is going to tell you how much better they are than you because they are so fucking smart and dignified by comparison? I don’t think so. Even if you are some kind of renegade radical reformer revolutionary priest or nun and no one has recognized your cause, the early abolition of slavery for example,  it still does not work that way. That is not how it works even when you are Protestant at total war against the church. Like putting up with the tactics of a dirty fighter. 

  • James Stagg

    Good article!  Great idea!  Bring ‘em on!

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  • Brian A. Cook

    I will concede that the satire (let’s not forget what it was) is
    completely mean-spirited.  However, I must take issue with the blithe
    quoting of one of the Beatitudes.  In order to qualify, the accusations
    MUST be completely unjustified–they key word is “falsely.” 

    Are there
    not injustices and ambiguities within the Church’s history?  I have been
    asking hard questions in order to search for the truth.  As a matter of
    fact, I went to Confession yesterday to ask for renewed faith in
    Christ’s presence in the Church.    I appreciate Blessed John Paul’s
    mass of penance immensely, as it is a much-needed starting point for
    renewal.  

    Oh, an I do appreciate the serious attempts on this thread to dialogue with the author. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Gury/526644665 John Gury

    Why dialogue with someone who wants to add more material to make you look stupid  and who continues to ridicule while telling you how HE rejects being anti religion, anti Catholic? Look at his Facebook page. He is not even at the level of “being intentionally disingenuous” but is a liar and a bully. He does not deserve the benefit of polite discourse because he forfeited that right a long long time ago. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Gury/526644665 John Gury

    Larry thinks he is a smart guy but he is in for some big surprises. Like from my relative Catholic moral theologian Jean-Pierre Gury who addressed this very topic about how to deal with guys like Larry: 
    http://myweb.lmu.edu/ckaczor/DERhistory.pdf   

  • Sean

    First I’d like to thank Mr. Fickett for his post and for the civil dialogue that ensued. I wish more comments sections would be moderated in order to focus on the issues and not personal attacks or disruptions from misfits. I was surprised to see Mr. Doyle engaging in the dialogue and appreciate the opportunity to address him. However, I feel he used the opportunity to state his position and opinions rather than accept constructive criticism and to be open to persuasion. I’d like to make a couple of points to Mr. Doyle that others haven’t already addressed. First, as hospitible as this forum may be it certainly is not the only one of its kind. The overwhelming majority of Catholics are willing and eager to hear you out fairly and discuss your piece. By insinuating otherwise, you continue to insult us while claiming to do otherwise. Second, while you have admitted that your piece was not perfect and it could have done a better job as satire, you have failed to acknowledge the fact that you did little to help it be understood. You could have included an explanation at the end of the article, a disclaimer if you will, so that people would not get the wrong idea. However, this brings me to my third point. I think you intended to shock Catholics, because what you chose to ridicule goes straight to the heart of our faith. It’s disingenuous for you to write something so hurtful and then further insult us for being so “stupid” as to be offended. My final point is that a large part of the reason we were offended is because the article was published on The Huffington Post. Any casual observer of their religion section would notice their hostility and distain for the Catholic Church and especially the Holy Father and the bishops. Even if your intentions were as you described them, I am certain that the editors’ intentions with publishing your article were to offend Catholics and further their anti-Catholic agenda. The fact that Ariana Huffington, the editors, and many Democratic politicians and pundits won’t come out and concede that this sort of thing was in poor taste and handled wrongly and apologize for it demonstrates that they think it’s okay to attack Catholics and our faith.

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  • chaco

    I think everyone would agree that in order for evil to gain any head-way, it has to make itself appear good; “Wolf in sheep’s clothing”. Hitler claimed to have good intentions. I don’t think Doyle can promote his cause without 1st proving his “Pedophile Protectors” label. The only statistics I’ve seen show a  low- single digit percentage of credible cases against Catholic clergy. This compared to a much higher percentage among secular authority figures.  I agree that if someone can’t back up their claim, you should limit discussion to the weather or more trivial subjects.   We are not called as much to doing great things. Rather, we are called to do things with great love.  Until I can sense the love/concern in Doyle’s argument, I’m just going to comment on the weather. Such lack of credibility isn’t worth getting upset over. 

  • Wanna be cartoonist

    Oh if only we could find a true Catholic cartoonist…While watching my local new station on TV last night, I saw the knitted pink uterus that is being sent by many pro-death women to members of the US Congress with the message: keep your hands off my uterus.  IF only we could find a talented cartoonist to portray these man-made knitted objects with the God-made baby knitted in its womb.  The message from the baby could be really powerful.  I can imagine for instance a message from the child saying: “On this we can agree. Keep your hands off!”   Or maybe: “Keep your hands off my life, liberty and pursuit of happiness!”  If only I could draw…