Free Beer Mandate

by Christopher Manion on March 10, 2012 · 7 comments

On his radio program the next day, talk-show host Rush Limbaugh attacked Flake. “She spends three thousand dollars a year on beer,” he roared. “What does that make her? It makes her a souse, right? It makes her a drunken sot.”

Outrage ensued. Within days, after Obama had called Flake personally and invited her to the Oval Office for a few beers, Limbaugh apologized.

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The old gang met at the Tune Inn when it was all over, smiles and beers brimming all around. The crowd was raucous, every table was packed. There was no quiet corner to be found. The mood was festive.

“Great job, guys,” said the lawyer. “Great job.” Shy grins and raised glasses greeted his accolade.

The bill came – $187.65.

He flashed his ObamaCare card at the waiter, who scanned it and handed him a receipt. “Guys,” he said, his bright eyes sweeping the table, “Guys — next time we’re gonna do cocaine.”

“Hey, thanks for the tip,” said the waitress.

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  • JessicaSWFL

    Great Satire. God Bless you!

  • James Stagg

    I could not stop chuckling when reading this article.  Superb take-off!  Thank you!

  • Ahawkins77

    One of the best articles I’ve read on the subject! Great job!

  • Terrygeorge

    great job!

  • Ykcpeggy

    Spot on!!! So funny!

  • Gary

    You forgot to mention the mandate requiring a tap for communion wine and the free communion wafers next to the peanuts. Don’t even think about opening your doors for business unless these are available to everyone regardless of who they are. “We serve everyone” is our motto. Anything less would be intolerance.

  • Michelle Marie Allen

    Clever, very clever ! Your excellent writing skills have “tapped” into the “keg” of the inebriation that fools have when their senses have been besotted with what is known as the Obama Administration !

    Salud !  :)