In less than 24 (or 48 or 72 or more) hours we could know who will chosen as the next pope! Who’s it going to be? Scola? Turkson? Scherer? Dolan? No, he’s American and everybody hates us. What about Ouellet, though, he’s a Canadian and that’s pretty close right? Maybe it’ll be someone nobody has even been paying attention to. Augh!!! Who’s going to be the next pope!?!
That’s better. I’m ready to wait and watch now.